3 Idiots 2009 December 27th, 2009

3 Idiots is a must watch film of 2009.

Its a classic film. I would give 5/5 stars for the movie. A movie adaptation of Chetan Bhagat’s Five Point Someone, is a lighthearted and entertaining journey of three friends as they try to figure themselves out and share unforgettable experiences. So GO watch the movie to judge it.

Cast :

Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, R. Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Boman Irani, Mona Singh

Best Dialogues:

Rancho : “…Aaal is well”

Chatur: (speech)

“Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai..

Sloke…..

Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..

madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..

khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..

sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!”

Raju: (drunk in the classroom)

Proffesor: “Raju, Induction Motor start kaisey hota hai ?”

Raju: “……. Broommmm  Broommmm  Broommmm….”

IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD DIALOGUES OR QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE THEN SHOOT IT OUT IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW.!!!!!

Official site :Reliance BIG Cinemas

Wiki :More Info

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Chetan Bhagat’s Five Point Someone

Error message on a Windows XP Stop 0×00000077 or KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR – Beginning dump off physical memory November 30th, 2009

KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR – Beginning dump off physical memory

Whenever i open lot of application son different browsers ( IE or FF or Chrome) or open up different desktop applications in Windows XP, sometimes it takes more time to load and hence causes some system failure that brings up a BLUE screen and receive one of the following error messages:

1. KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR
2. stop: 0×0000007 (0×000000e.0×00000000.0×00901000)
   Beginning dump off physical memory

Information about this error on Microsoft: http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;315266

I am not sure what should i do!!!

If anyone has any suggestions kindly help me out.

 

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FarmVille – New Enjoyment In Online Flash Gaming November 22nd, 2009

FarmVille

facebook has done it again, being the leader in social networking it’s out done itself by launching on its own king of online flash gaming in the www (world wide web).

First when I heard about it from my friends and family, i thought its just another online game giving out trial games and then ask for money for playing the full game. But when i checked out the game i really liked it. And now  i am addicted to it.

In FarmVille you can plow, plant and harvest crops to earn money to further expand and improve your farmstead. You can also harvest trees and collect from animals.

It’s just a crazy world , farming your own land and it’s more fun when you see your own people interacting with by sending gifts, harvesting your crops or fertilizing your crops etc.

farmville

I AM TOTALLY ADDICTED TO IT NOW!!!!

and i know you are too, so what are yoiu waiting for…….. START FARMING NOW

More Info on Farville…..

Summary:

FarmVille is a real-time farm simulation game developed by Zynga, available as an application on the social networking website Facebook. The game allows members of Facebook to manage a virtual farm by planting, growing and harvesting virtual crops, trees, and livestock. Since its launch in June 2009, FarmVille has become the most popular game application on Facebook with 63.7 million active users on November 9th, 2009. FarmVille started as a duplicate of the popular Farm Town on Facebook.

More Info,,,,,,,,

Requirements:

Its requires the latest version of Adobe Falsh- flashplayer

Best browsers are: Firefox 3+ , IE7+ and Google Chrome 2+

All the best…. Don’t forget to help me in my farm!!!

Vote Now:

Windows Script Host – Clean Virus (vbs) November 5th, 2009

CleanVirus.vbs

When ever i start my computer the first screen that pops out is small window displaying the below message:

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Windows Script Host
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Can not find script file “C:\WINDOWS\system32\CleanVirus.vbs”.

---------------------------
OK
---------------------------

I am not sure why i am getting this message on every start up.

My AVG Antivirus also cannot detect this. I am not sure whether this is a virus or a worm, or a bot or something.

I don't know what should i do, for now i click on the OK button and close the window.

Kindly suggest some ideas or solutions to get rid of this message!!!!

clean virus vbs

Clever Google Tricks October 22nd, 2009

If you are on the hunt for free desktop wallpaper, stock images, WordPress templates or the like, using Google to search your favorite social media sites is your best bet. The word “free” in any standard search query immediately attracts spam. Why wade through potential spam in standard search results when numerous social media sites have an active community of users who have already ranked and reviewed the specific free items that interest you. All you have to do is direct Google to search through each of these individual social media sites, and bingo… you find quality content ranked by hundreds of other people.
Examples:
site:digg.com free “desktop wallpaper”
site:reddit.com free “wordpress templates”
site:del.icio.us free “stock images”
site:netscape.com free “ringtones”
site:stumbleupon.com free icons

 Google for Music, Videos, and Ebooks - Google can be used to conduct a search for almost any file type, including Mp3s, PDFs, and videos. Open web directories are one of the easiest places to quickly find an endless quantity of freely downloadable files. This is an oldie, but it’s a goodie! Why thousands of webmasters incessantly fail to secure their web severs will continue to boggle our minds.
Examples:
Find Music: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(wma|mp3) “Counting Crows”
Find Videos: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(mpg|wmv) “chapelle”
Find Ebooks: -inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(pdf|doc) “george orwell 1984″

Bonus Material:
Here is a list of my favorite Google advanced search operators, operator combinations, and related uses:
link:URL = lists other pages that link to the URL.
related:URL = lists other pages that are related to the URL.
site:domain.com “search term = restricts search results to the given domain.
allinurl:WORDS = shows only pages with all search terms in the url.
inurl:WORD = like allinurl: but filters the URL based on the first term only.
allintitle:WORD = shows only results with terms in title.
intitle:WORD = similar to allintitle, but only for the next word.
cache:URL = will show the Google cached version of the URL.
info:URL = will show a page containing links to related searches, backlinks, and pages containing the url. This is the same as typing the url into the search box.
filetype:SOMEFILETYPE = will restrict searches to that filetype
-filetype:SOMEFILETYPE = will remove that file type from the search.
site:www.somesite.net “+www.somesite.net” = shows you how many pages of your site are indexed by google
allintext: = searches only within text of pages, but not in the links or page title
allinlinks: = searches only within links, not text or title
WordA OR WordB = search for either the word A or B
“Word” OR “Phrase” = search exact word or phrase
WordA -WordB = find word A but filter results that include word B
WordA +WordB = results much contain both Word A and Word B
~WORD = looks up the word and its synonyms
~WORD -WORD = looks up only the synonyms to the word

Cousins Night Out September 27th, 2009

It was really a great night with cousins and friends.
We were playing music and also watching the Cricket Match (India vs Pakistan – India Lost).

 But it was fun talking and dancing and eating yummmyy food…..

we all had a blast, but i would like to share this small video that plays the Birdy Dance Song and we all dancing to its beats… enjoy!!!

Lets all dance on the Oldest and Enjoyable Song – The Birdy Dance

The Birdy Dance – Enjoy it!!

Compress Javascript and CSS Files Using PHP September 25th, 2009

Enhance your Javascript and CSS resources:

I have been doing some web applications lately, and wanted to compress my Javascript and CSS files so that page loads are quicker and also the files are cached at all times.

So i thought to myself, that we could truncate the JS and CSS files by removing the unwanted spaces and characters.

So i began writing a script that does the following:

1. Reads JS or CSS files(s) from a particular folder called either js or css.
2. Removes all the unwanted characters and blank spaces.
3. Creates a new file in a new directory called js_cache or css_cache.
4. Wallla!! we have done it, you have successfully reduced the file file size.

The script will allow you to manage easily your Javascript and CSS resources and to reduce the amount of data transferred between the server and the client.

Performances:

We can say that the performance is better but not the best, but it works.

You would see a slight reduce in time between the server and the client.

Restrictions:

In CSS files there are no problems, but in case of Javascript there may some problems where single line comments are used like ‘// comment ‘.

Therefore always use multi line comments like /* comment */ if you want to use this script

Requirements:

1. Create a folder for you project
2. Dump all the js files in js folder and css files in css folder
3. Then create two more folders js_cache and css_cache
4. Copy and paste this script in the project directory
5. Edit the script by changing the constant FILE_TYPE as js or css only
6. Run the script
7. New files will be created in js_cache and css_cache
8. Wow, its done now use these file instead of the original one

ALL THE BEST…

HAPPY SCRIPTING…..

Do keep sharing!!!

Download file:

Compress Javascript and CSS Files Using PHP

Bandra Fair 2009 – Mount Mary September 12th, 2009

mount mary church

The Basilica of Our Lady of the Mount, more commonly known as Mount Mary, is a Roman Catholic church in the city of Mumbai, India.

The church is one of the most visited churches in the city located in the suburb of Bandra. Every September, the feast of St. Mary is celebrated on the Sunday following 8 September, the birthday of the Virgin Mary. This is a week long celebration known as the Bandra Fair and is visited by thousands of people.

The church stands on a hillock about 80 metres above sea level overlooking the Arabian Sea. It draws lakhs of devotees and pilgrims annually. Many faithful attest to the miraculous powers of St. Mary.

During the Bandra Fair, tens of thousands visit the shrine. The shrine attracts people from all faiths who pray to the statue for thanksgiving or requesting of favors.

In 1760, the church was rebuilt and the statue was substituted with a statue of Our Lady of Navigators in St. Andrew’s church nearby.

This statue has an interesting legend. It goes that a Koli fisherman dreamt that he would find a statue in the sea. The statue was found floating in the sea between 1700 and 1760. A Jesuit Annual Letter dated to 1669 and published in the book St. Andrew’s Church, Bandra (1616–1966) supports this claim.

The Bandra Fair 2009

This is the most awaited event of the year is come up. Popularly known as the Bandra Fair, the festival is celebrated on Mother Mary’s birth anniversary and people of all faiths throng to seek her blessing.

The streets take on a carnival-like atmosphere, with shops and mini-bazaars offering everything from food (yummy), shopping opportunities (@ good prices) and joyrides (super enjoyment).

Street plays, musical concerts, book readings and food festivals also become a part of the celebrations.

2009 : This year the fair starts from 13th Sunday 2009 to 20th Sunday 2009, Its basically for one week.

Basic AJAX (Asynchronous JavaScript and XML) September 12th, 2009

Ajax, sometimes written as AJAX (shorthand for asynchronous JavaScript and XML), is a group of interrelated web development techniques used on the client-side to create interactive web applications or rich Internet applications.

With Ajax, web applications can retrieve data from the server asynchronously in the background without interfering with the display and behavior of the existing page.


/**
* Declare global variable....
* @param string elementName this is to identify the elemnt in which the response should be dispalyed. like as div id (required)
*/
var elementName = "";

/**
* Open a connection to the specified URL, which is
* intended to provide an XML message. The specified data
* is sent to the server as parameters. This is the same as
* calling xmlOpen(“POST”, url, toSend, responseHandler).
*
* @param string url The URL to connect to.
* @param string toSend The data to send to the server; must be URL encoded.
* @param function responseHandler The Javascript function handling server response.
* @param function elementIdentify The elemnt in which the response should be dispalyed.
*/
function xmlPost(url, toSend, responseHandler, elementIdentify)
{
elementName = elementIdentify;
xmlOpen(“POST”, url, toSend, responseHandler);
}

/**
* Open a connection to the specified URL, which is
* intended to provide an XML message. No other data is
* sent to the server. This is the same as calling
* xmlOpen(“GET”, url, null, responseHandler).
*
* @param string url The URL to connect to.
* @param function responseHandler The Javascript function handling server response.
* @param function elementIdentify The elemnt in which the response should be dispalyed.
*/
function xmlGet(url, responseHandler, elementIdentify)
{
elementName = elementIdentify;
xmlOpen(“GET”, url, null, responseHandler);
/**
* This code can be used if you need to call the required function after every interval i.e seconds..
* setTimeout(“xmlGet(‘products.php’, notesResponseHandler)”,3000);
* setTimeout(“alert(‘products.php’)”,3000);
*/
}

/**
* Open a connection to the specified URL, which is
* intended to respond with an XML message.
*
* @param string method The connection method; either “GET” or “POST”.
* @param string url The URL to connect to.
* @param string toSend The data to send to the server; must be URL encoded.
* @param function responseHandler The Javascript function handling server response.
*/
function xmlOpen(method, url, toSend, responseHandler)
{
// alert(url);
if (window.XMLHttpRequest)
{
// browser has native support for XMLHttpRequest object
req = new XMLHttpRequest();
}
else if (window.ActiveXObject)
{
// try XMLHTTP ActiveX (Internet Explorer) version
req = new ActiveXObject(“Microsoft.XMLHTTP”);
}

if(req)
{
req.onreadystatechange = responseHandler;
req.open(method, url, true);
req.setRequestHeader(“content-type”,”application/x-www-form-urlencoded”);
req.send(toSend);
}
else
{
alert(‘Your browser does not seem to support XMLHttpRequest.’);
}
}

/**
* Handler for server’s response to notes.xml request.
* Notes are pulled from notes.xml and replace the
* contents of the DIV with id ‘notesSection’.
*/
function notesResponseHandler()
{
// Make sure the request is loaded (readyState = 4)
if (req.readyState == 4)
{
// Make sure the status is “OK”
if (req.status == 200)
{
var swappableSection = document.getElementById(elementName);
var str = req.responseText;
swappableSection.innerHTML = str;
}
else
{
alert(“There was a problem retrieving the XML data:\n” +
req.statusText);
}
}
}

/**
* When a file gets included in the page….
* Call the function on load or on click….
*/
//xmlGet(‘products.php’, notesResponseHandler);
//alert(‘called’);

XML-RPC September 8th, 2009

XML-RPC and XML-RPC Server Classes

What is XML-RPC?

Quite simply it is a way for two computers to communicate over the internet using XML. One computer, which we will call the client, sends an XML-RPC request to another computer, which we will call the server. Once the server receives and processes the request it will send back a response to the client.

For example, using the MetaWeblog API, an XML-RPC Client (usually a desktop publishing tool) will send a request to an XML-RPC Server running on your site. This request might be a new weblog entry being sent for publication, or it could be a request for an existing entry for editing. When the XML-RPC Server receives this request it will examine it to determine which class/method should be called to process the request. Once processed, the server will then send back a response message.

For detailed specifications, you can visit the XML-RPC site: http://www.xmlrpc.com/

This can be easily implemented using CodeIgniter’s framework: http://codeigniter.com/

CodeIgniter’s XML-RPC classes permit you to send requests to another server, or set up your own XML-RPC server to receive requests. Overview XML-RPC is a Remote Procedure Calling protocol that works over the Internet.

http://www.codeignitor.com/user_guide/libraries/xmlrpc.html

An XML-RPC message is an HTTP-POST request. The body of the request is in XML. A procedure executes on the server and the value it returns is also formatted in XML. Procedure parameters can be scalars, numbers, strings, dates, etc.; and can also be complex record and list structures.

XML-RPC Specification : http://www.xmlrpc.com/spec