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New Song for ORKUT – a ganpat…


a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat…
a ganpat ganpat…

COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
COMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDY
COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}

IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER INDIA…
WE ARE THE BHAI..
WE ARE THE BHAI..

orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..
orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..

thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..
thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat…
a ganpat chal… scrap bhej…

How to Keep a Woman Happy!!



How to Keep a Woman Happy!!

It’s not difficult
All you have to do is to be:

  1. . A friend
  2. . A companion
  3. . A lover
  4. . A brother
  5. . A father
  6. . A master
  7. . A chef
  8. . An electrician
  9. . A carpenter
  10. . A plumber
  11. . A mechanic
  12. . A decorator
  13. . A stylist
  14. . A psychologist
  15. . A pest exterminator
  16. . A psychiatrist
  17. . A healer
  18. . A good listener
  19. . An organizer
  20. . A good father
  21. . Very clean
  22. . Sympathetic
  23. . Athletic
  24. . Warm
  25. . Attentive
  26. . Gallant
  27. . Intelligent
  28. . Funny
  29. . Creative
  30. . Tender
  31. . Strong
  32. . Understanding
  33. . Tolerant
  34. . Prudent
  35. . Ambitious
  36. . Capable
  37. . Courageous
  38. . Determined
  39. . True
  40. . Dependable
  41. . Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. . Give her compliments regularly
  2. . Love shopping
  3. . Be honest
  4. . Be very rich
  5. . Not stress her out
  6. . Not look at other girls.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. . Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  2. . Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  3. . Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
. Never to forget:

  1. Birthdays
  2. Anniversaries
  3. Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.
4.Give him some Beers

Man…. What a demanding creature!!!