International Education and Career in Canada


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It helps you with a personal touch coordinating with International Institutions, to get you the right choice in choosing the perfect college for your career.

Why Canada?

Canada is the perfect destination to build a global career in arts, communication, IT, dentistry, medical and many more.

Cost of Studying in Canada

Studying in Canada is a a great investment in your future and career, with a wide range of services and access to a premier education, exciting cross-cultural experiences, and a globally recognized degree.

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  4. Health Benefits
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Indian Premier League T20 IPL5 – 2012 DLF


::::::::::::::::: A BIG WELCOME TO ALL CRICKET FANS :::::::::::::::::

Cricket Lovers and IPL Maniacs /..\@/..\

This year is going to be a huge mix and match of BIG players & BIG matches.

It’s really going to be fun watching our favorite players fighting against each other and among their rival team members… J

This season 2012 the DLF Indian Premier League (abbreviated as IPL 5) will be the fifth (5th) season of the Indian Premier League.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP,!!!!!

The opening and closing ceremonies will be held in M. A. Chidambaram Stadium,
Chennai, India, the home venue of the reigning champions Chennai Super Kings.

This season don’t forget to book your tickets for the run and score of IPL5 starting from – April 4th 2012 and ends on May 27th 2012.

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But there is a SAD news to this incredible opening of IPL5 – this season we wont be having 10 Teams, its cut down to 9 incredible teams with the termination Kochi Tuskers Kerala. [Too bad…. it was a good Team.]

GOOD NEWS: SACHIN TENDULKAR would be playing for Mumbai Indian’s (MI).

Teams

  1. Chennai Super Kings
  2. Deccan Chargers
  3. Delhi Daredevils
  4. Kings XI Punjab
  5. Kolkata Knight Riders
  6. Mumbai Indians
  7. Rajasthan Royals
  8. Royal Challengers Bangalore
  9. Pune Warriors India

Stadium and Venue:

  1. Chennai – Chennai Super Kings – M. A. Chidambaram Stadium
  2. Mumbai – Mumbai Indians – Wankhede Stadium
  3. Pune – Pune Warriors India – Subrata Roy Sahara Stadium
  4. Kolkata – Kolkata Knight Riders – Eden Gardens
  5. Mohali – Kings XI Punjab – PCA Stadium
  6. Hyderabad – Deccan Chargers – Rajiv Gandhi International Cricket Stadium
  7. Bangalore – Royal Challengers Bangalore – M. Chinnaswamy Stadium
  8. Delhi – Delhi Daredevils – Feroz Shah Kotla
  9. Vishakhapatnam – Deccan Chargers – ACA-VDCA Stadium
  10. Jaipur – Rajasthan Royals – Sawai Mansingh Stadium
  11. Cuttack – Deccan Chargers – Barabati Stadium
  12. Dharamsala – Kings XI Punjab – HPCA Stadium

IPL5 – CHOOSE YOUR FAV TEAM FOR IPL 2012 IN SEMI FINALS? so start VOTING and sharing…

 Many people aren’t aware of the points distributions let me throw some FAST light on the Points System:

Winning Team = 2 points,
Losing Team = 0 and
No Result = both team gets 1-1 point each.
Tie = the match will be decided by a “Super Over” [An awesome GOTO see match]

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Facebook Goes Down Temporarily in INDIA and other parts of the World


Facebook goes down temporarily in India and other parts of the world, but later restored: www.facebook.com

WOW, its really shocking to know this, but you know things happen you cant be invincible always Facebook proved it.
Sites go down…!!!

facebook

facebook.com

Based on the news and twitter posts: The world’s biggest social networking site Facebook went down temporarily in parts of Europe, with users in some countries outside the region also reporting problems.
Countries affected included:India, Ireland, UK, Pakistan and South Korea.

If there were any more countries affected please share??

Statement from Facebook:

“Today we experienced technical difficulties causing the site to be unavailable for a number of users in Europe,” Facebook said in a statement. “The issue has been resolved and everyone should now have access to Facebook. We apologize for any inconvenience.”

Many places we have read different reasons why it was down, but i think the news from CERN has it correct.
CERT.be: the federal cyber emergency team for Belgium, said:

Facebook was hit by a DDOS (distributed denial of service) attack.

But facebook returned with a statement, that the site was unavailable in Europe because of technical difficulties, and had been restored, according to news reports.

They were not willing to respond to a request for a comment on the outage.

The outage in may countries were delayed by 30min – 2hrs, so it was not a big deal, they are back online now!!!

It seems from news that Facebook had another outage in February, a day after filing for its initial public offering.

Point System for Married Men (Absolutely Hilarious)


In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men : Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:-

SIMPLE DUTIES

1. You make the bed (+1)
2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
9. It’s her pet (-50)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Rita (-4)
4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

 

HER BIRTHDAY

1. You forget her birthday (-50000)
2. You take her out to dinner (0)
3. You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
4. Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
5. And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)
6. It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

 

A NIGHT OUT

1. You take her to a movie (+2)
2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
5. It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)
6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

 

YOUR PHYSIQUE

1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
4. You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

 

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

1. She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT THE ANSWER IS]
2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
3. You reply, “What do u mean?” (-35)
4. Any other response (-20)

 

COMMUNICATION

1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)