Point System for Married Men (Absolutely Hilarious)


In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men : Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:-

SIMPLE DUTIES

1. You make the bed (+1)
2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
9. It’s her pet (-50)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Rita (-4)
4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

 

HER BIRTHDAY

1. You forget her birthday (-50000)
2. You take her out to dinner (0)
3. You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
4. Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
5. And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)
6. It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

 

A NIGHT OUT

1. You take her to a movie (+2)
2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
5. It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)
6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

 

YOUR PHYSIQUE

1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
4. You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

 

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

1. She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT THE ANSWER IS]
2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
3. You reply, “What do u mean?” (-35)
4. Any other response (-20)

 

COMMUNICATION

1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

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Hollywood Movie Titles Dubbed in Hindi


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Hollywood movie dubbed in hindi

Bollywood is the informal term popularly used for the Hindi-language film industry based in Mumbai (formerly known as Bombay), Maharashtra, India.

The term is often incorrectly used to refer to the whole of Indian cinema; it is only a part of the total Indian film industry, which includes other production centers producing films in regional languages.

Bollywood is the largest film producer in India and one of the largest centers of film production in the world.

Hollywood

Hollywood is a district in Los Angeles, California – situated west-northwest of Downtown Los Angeles.

Due to its fame and cultural identity as the historical center of movie studios and movie stars, the word “Hollywood” is often used as a metonym of American cinema.

Today, much of the movie industry has dispersed into surrounding areas such as the Westside neighborhood, but significant auxiliary industries, such as editing, effects, props, post-production, and lighting companies remain in Hollywood, as does the backlot of Paramount Pictures.

Dubbing : The Magic & Fun

Dubbing is the post-production process of recording and replacing voices on a motion picture or television soundtrack subsequent to the original shooting.

The term most commonly refers to the substitution of the voices of the actors shown on the screen by those of different performers, who may be speaking a different language.

The procedure was sometimes practised in musicals when the actor had an unsatisfactory singing voice, and remains in use to enable the screening of audio-visual material to a mass audience in countries where viewers do not speak the same language as the original performers. “Dubbing” also describes the process of an actor’s re-recording lines spoken during filming and which must be replaced to improve audio quality or reflect dialog changes.

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This process is called automated dialogue replacement, or ADR for short. Music is also dubbed onto a film after editing is completed.

Films, videos and sometimes video games are often dubbed into the local language of a foreign market. Dubbing is common in theatrically released film, television series, cartoons and anime given foreign distribution.

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IPL T20 2011- Indian Premier League


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IPL T20 2011

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DLF IPL T20 2011

DLF IPL T20 2011

The 2011 Indian Premier League season, abbreviated as IPL 4 or the 2011 IPL, will be the fourth season of the Indian Premier League, established by the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) in 2007. The tournament will be hosted in India and the opening and closing ceremonies will be held in Chepauk Stadium, Chennai, the home venue of the reigning champions Chennai Super Kings. The season will run from 8 April 2011 to 28 May 2011

DLF IPL Season 4

The wait for the precious & prestigious ::::T20 DLF IPL 4 CUP 2011:::: starts

Teams

Teams for IPL T20 2011

Teams for IPL T20 2011

Group A :

  1. Deccan Chargers
  2. Delhi Daredevils
  3. Kings XI Punjab
  4. Mumbai Indians
  5. Pune Warriors India

Group B :

  1. Kolkata Knight Riders
  2. Kochi Tuskers Kerala
  3. Royal Challengers Bangalore
  4. Rajasthan Royals
  5. Chennai Super Kings

IPL can be spotted @ the below locations:

  • Mohali,
  • Chennai,
  • Mumbai,
  • Kochi,
  • Kolkata,
  • Bangalore,
  • Dharamsala,
  • Jaipur,
  • Navi Mumbai,
  • Delhi,
  • Hyderabad,
  • Indore

 

CSK – Chennai WINS again!!!

 

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